Tuesday, January 10, 2006

I. Do. Not. Care.

WARNING: Sue, don't read this. You probably won't like it ;)
WARNING 2: Possible Profanity

Signature lines on message boards are a great way of expressing yourself. A little while ago on SS, my signature line read "I DO NOT CARE", in very large letters. Everytime I see Sue she thanks me for getting rid of it :D

Today I am really feeling those sentiments though. My co-worker is feeling the need to recap EVERYTHING he does with me. Honestly. I DO NOT CARE!!! He was ticking me off so bad the other day that I had to go sit in another co-workers office just so I was out of ear shot. I ended up spending an hour and a half in there and we shared a mutal vent. I explained to her that I don't care and told her about my current signature line (although I just told her it was a quote...)

"Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?" ~Dr. Gregory House

We came up with some new ones:
"You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a sh*t" and
::pointing at face:: "what part of this makes you think I give a d@mn?"

It was quite funny. Well needed therapy. I need it again today. He is driving me NUTS!

~Heidi...who needs to go work on her resume so she can get out of here instead of writing random blog entries.


Veronica in Aus said...


You know my thoughts on this one.

Mine has left me alone for about a week. But then he spoiled it yesterday by telling me how he hopes his grandparents come home from the beach soon or the plants he was asked to look after for them will die.

"Do I look like I give a sh1t?"

No. I didn't say it. But I am sure my face said it all ;)

agent713 said...

NOW HE'S READING THE NEWSPAPER TO ME!!! Do I *LOOK* like I didn't pass second grade??? Honestly! I NEED OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!

Plants huh? Sounds like he's about as intellectual as my cw. Mine had his basement flood. I have had hourly updates.

oy vey

Emmy said...

Start a ticker for how many days till you don't deal with him again ... and update your resume! so you can come move in with and work with me ...I have fun co workers ... we start rumors =)

Pamela Lynn ~ flutterby7 said...

Hey Heidi... how about this one?

I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!
Albert Einstein

Mel said...

Well... you know all those "how to annoy your coworker" emails that have gone around...maybe you could try testing some of this... what can happen? They fire you??


ScrappyGirl said...

You need the shirt my aunt has it reads, ahem...

"My give a damn's busted"

Although I really like your House quote. I love House!